Z A X A P I

και

ΛΕΜΟΝΑΔΑ

αλλά όχι λεμονάδα με ζάχαρι.

'Ντακσ, ειμαι και πολυ ρανντομ τυποσ κιετσε
χ0α0χα0χ0 γιδι

Εγώ, πάλι, παθαίνω σαλούφα,


και ρεσάλτο,


και Τέτσουο.


και αν ήσουν πειρατής ή σάημποργκ (ή, έστω, σαλούφα) θα ήξερες πως και τα τρία είναι το ίδιο πράγμα, foo'

Είναι απλό: CHRISTIAN BALE is HAWT.
Άη αντάπτ. Άη αντόπτ. Άη ιβόλβ (ορ ντού άη;) Χου γκιβς έη ντίνγκοουζ κίντνεη ένηγουέη;

Ragnarok is upon us. Rejoice!

Θέλω λαζάνια και πσαράκχια.
Καταραμένο Λαζαρjιόν!

Nosepicking, espionage, sunbathing, turnip adornment, consumption of sugar IN ANY AND EVERY FORM, salmon diving, voice of the toothless one i.e colon cologne, nude hula-hooping (and combinations of any of the forementioned, eg. nosepicking while hula-hooping in the nude)

The Gathering, Anathema, Amon Amarth, Black Label Society, Dimmu Borgir, Dark Tranquillity, Rob Zombie, Rammstein, Opeth, Moonspell

Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Spirited Away, Tetsuo, Snatch, Lock, stock & 2 smoking barrels, Revolver, Akira, American Psycho, Lost Highway, Inland Empire, Kill Bill 1&2, Azumi, 300, Sin City, Braindead, La Grande Bouffe, Possession, El Laberinto del Fauno, Beetle Juice, The Good, the bad & the ugly, Tideland, Little Miss Sunshine, Nightmare before Christmas, Leon, any & every Monty-Pythonish kinda thingy (crap, that just means Monty Python movies & sketches, I guess)

Deathnote, Monster, Karas, Naruto, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Twin Peaks, Black Adder

Dark Tower 1-7, The HitchHiker Trilogy, the Discworld series, It, Bag of Bones, Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy

"Here I sit, broken-hearted,
Had to shit but only farted."
POWERSLIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!
"I M U S T see.."
I put the fun in dysfunctional!
"BEEP BEEP Richie! They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!"